Giorgia is away

Giorgia has left me in charge of the pigs this week. My concerned readers, you probably think I have jumped on this opportunity and consumed my pigs, perhaps invited them for a BBQ this weekend before the weather gets too cold. Well, you are mistaken, the wiley Giorgia has left various safeguards in place. First of all there is the pigcam, where she and her minions monitor continuously. Then she has also promised to unleash the full fury of Donna* on me if anything happens to her precious swines. So I continue playing the humble servant.

Oh shit... I forgot to switch off the lights!!!! Sorry Giorgia

*Donna is our animal loving/ militant green peace secretary. Grown men have wilted in the face of her lectures.