Pigs

This black one with messy fur is Missy, age: 1.5yrs ~ 3 servings, she has an attitude problem, thinks herself to be the queen.

The brown one is Nutty, age 0.85yrs ~ 5 servings. She is a walking stomach, always demanding food with her shrill whine. She has a weight problem, its difficult to pick her up now because her belly spills over the side of your hand.

They live luxuriously in a lavish complex, hand crafted by MIT engineers, fawned on by students and faculties. All this attention has got to their heads (and their 3g brain), they no longer show their human masters the appropriate respect. I am immune to their furry charms. Can just imagine them butterflied and seasoned with a dash of salt, pepper and butter. Perhaps finished with a quick squeeze of lemon too.

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